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Welcome to The Shit Show and All Its Dirty Laundry 

Because chaos is cheaper than therapy!

Hey, I’m Charly.

If you’re here, you’re probably tired of the polished, picture-perfect life bullshit—and honestly, so am I.

This blog is where I lay it all out: the chaos, the breakups, the parenting fails, the ADHD brain meltdowns, and the ugly, hilarious, heartbreaking mess that is my life.

Twice divorced, full-time college student (for the third damn time), single mom of two teenagers, and professional chaos coordinator—that’s me.

Oh—and let’s not forget the number of relationships in between that left me asking, “Is it me? Nah, it’s definitely them.”
(Okay, okay. Maybe sometimes it was a little me. But growth, right?)

And let me be clear:
I’m not your average hottie tottie.
That’s what I call the “all-put-together” soccer moms with matching yoga sets, perfectly packed snack bags, and their life in alphabetical order.

Me? I’m just out here trying to remember if I fed the cat and where the hell I put my keys—again (for the hundredth time).

This is my space to be real. No filters, no fakery, no pretending I’ve got my shit together. Just the unwashed truth, told with dark humor and a whole lot of heart.

If you’ve ever felt like your life’s a hot mess express held together with caffeine and emotional damage—welcome. You’re in good company.

So buckle up, baby. This shit show is just getting started


— Charly 🖤
Shit Show Coordinator